Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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