it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Drake has all the answers
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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