Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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