I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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