YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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