scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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