whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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