That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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