she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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