i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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