i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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