Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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