i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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