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I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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