Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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