He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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