come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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