So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
These tits shall not be calmed
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I woke up under a house in Key West
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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