everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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