It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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