love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
