I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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