News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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