I feel great
I just peed on a car
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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