So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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