found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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