He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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