we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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