The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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