Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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