I hate all girls vehemently.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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