I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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