I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Im part way to drunk.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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