Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i believe in u and ur pee
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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