I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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