toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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