id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
