i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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