You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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