love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
FUCK WHALES
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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