question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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