So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That's intense
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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