That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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