Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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