Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize