: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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