She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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