just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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