Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
