I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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