are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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