i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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