Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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