i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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